tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74617170237943907992023-11-16T23:55:14.082+11:00A Narcissistic DilettanteA series of posts by a rambling Creative Writing student with delusions of grandeur and a self-importance to post small pieces of THE internet, irrelevant or not, and creative fiction which he has little to no subjectivity on whether or not they're good.Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.comBlogger402125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-22843421632795853962011-06-08T11:31:00.000+10:002011-06-08T11:31:35.616+10:00FEARS 2-25 & 1<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="640"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'Fears2-251.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/Fears2-251/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'Fears2-251.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/Fears2-251/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br />
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I've been heaps busy with Uni and I just got together with someone and I have a<a href="http://tothemenilove.tumblr.com/"> Tumblr</a> now, so I'm sorry people who keep visiting this.<br />
Anyway,<br />
here is the black comedy radio play I recently wrote, edited, directed, performed and produced for Uni called Fears 2-25 and 1.<br />
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</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-62013775927317177632011-04-01T12:23:00.001+11:002011-04-01T12:23:16.226+11:00THE WOLFPACK IS BACK: THE HANGOVER 2 FULL TRAILER!<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ohF5ZO_zOYU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-88481045983137365962011-03-31T21:36:00.000+11:002011-03-31T21:36:13.982+11:00March of the THIRTY FIRSTS....End of an error<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="640"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe31st.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheThirtyFirsts/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe31st.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheThirtyFirsts/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br />
TRACKLISTING:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">NEVER STOP DANCING, EVER!</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Panic - The Smiths<br />
Civilisation - Justice<br />
The Dozens - Fake Blood<br />
Bonkers (Soulwax Remix) - Dizee Rascal + Armand Van Helden<br />
Hotel Room Service - Pitbull<br />
Breathe, Don't Stop - Q-Tip vs. Michael Jackson<br />
Moving - Light Year<br />
KNAS - Steve Angello<br />
Midas Touch - Starskee<br />
Lyposuctt - Dim & TIA<br />
Shut Up Let Me Go (LAZR Tag Remix) - The Ting Tings<br />
Nemur (WAll of Guitars) - Dusty Kid<br />
Teenage Crime - Adrian Lux<br />
One More Time - Daft Punk<br />
Lady (Hear Me Tonight) - Modjo<br />
Walk with Me (Axwell remix) - Prok & Fitch<br />
Charlie Sheen - Duck Sauce<br />
The Magic Number - De La Soul<br />
NY Lipps - Soulwax<br />
A Bit Patchy - Switch<br />
Weekend - Michael Gray<br />
She's Good For Business - MSTRKRFT<br />
You Wanted a Hit (Soulwax Remix) - LCD Soundsystem<br />
Mitsubitchi - The Subs<br />
Get Activated - Gerling<br />
ADD SUV - Uffie (Feat. Pharrel Williams)<br />
Flashdance - Deep Dish<br />
Shooting Star - Bag Raiders<br />
If I Ever Feel Better - Phoenix<br />
Friday - Bob Dylan<br />
Day Off (Anorak Remix) - Xinobi<br />
Derezzed (GLitch Mob Remix) - Daft Punk<br />
Let There Be Light - Justice<br />
Groove is in the Heart - Dee-Lite<br />
Rock It - Little Red<br />
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</div>You can always download the track <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/MarchOfTheThirtyFirsts">here</a></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-29805864366136030262011-03-31T19:36:00.000+11:002011-03-31T19:36:08.217+11:00From the creators of Skins, Skins US and the producers of the Smash hit Skins comes SEX TEENAGERS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object height="376" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.channel101.com/js/player-licensed.swf"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="flashvars" value="file=http://www.channel101.com/media/shows/shw_000446/epi_000969/video_003348.mp4"></param><embed src="http://www.channel101.com/js/player-licensed.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="376" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="file=http://www.channel101.com/media/shows/shw_000446/epi_000969/video_003348.mp4"></embed></object><br />
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Also has an amazing track by<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCcUXEC5_eU"> The Naked and Famous</a></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-61411586475435445692011-03-30T20:46:00.000+11:002011-03-30T20:46:28.651+11:00MARCH OF THE THIRTIETHS - Featuring BRAND NEW JUSTICE!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="640"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe30th-Civilisation.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheThirtieths-FeaturingBrandNewJustice/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe30th-Civilisation.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheThirtieths-FeaturingBrandNewJustice/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br />
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JUSTICE - CIVILISATION<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Shut Up & Let Me Go! (LAZRTag Remix) - The Tings Tings<br />
Young Love (Discotech Remix) - Steve Aoki<br />
Nobody But Me - Human Beinz<br />
Are You The One (Van She Remix) - The Presets<br />
Gravity's Rainbow (Soulwax Remix) - The Klaxxons</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">THE FRENCH KINGS HAVE RETURNED...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.friedmylittlebrain.com/wp-content/up//2011/03/justice-civilisation.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.friedmylittlebrain.com/wp-content/up//2011/03/justice-civilisation.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-41988848001776005482011-03-28T12:06:00.001+11:002011-03-28T13:04:23.206+11:00Five Things People Don't Care About (or How I Was Lied to as a Teenager)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: left;">So in about a fortnight's time I leave my teendom behind, because that's not a word and I have to decide to labotomise myself for my twentieth birthday. In my two decades on this earth, I haven't done much, I have accomplished very little, been able to keep a mediocre blog going for at least 5 months at the very least, that's an accomplishment. I mean, people keep reading this...right?</div><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: left;">I've found that in my time that there are a lot of things that I've learnt that have become useless such as the names of the Elite Four or the episode names of Futurama or even algebra, but of course my experience has been incredibly different from yours and so I now compile a very subjective list of shit that I constantly do or have done that I think in a few years I will try and get rid of.</div><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: center;"><b>PUNCTUALITY</b></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Fuck you, Shakespeare</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: left;">I move fast and whilst people who see my chubby exterior would guffaw, laugh or simply nod and then giggle by themselves later on, I move pretty fast and I've realised I don't need to. I need to do like five things in my life to keep on living, and being fast is not one of them. I became recently employed and I turned up quite early to my first day on the job, a trial, but still a job nonetheless. I also attended a party a fortnight ago, turning up on time as the Facebook Invite (a trusted source if there ever was one) said that we'd be meeting somewhere specific at a specific time, you know, like 9:00. However, I decided not to be a complete douche and turned up on time only having to wait an hour for the person who the party was for to turn up. Whilst I don't blame the girl in an respect, it was my final realisation, which I slightly sober talked over with a barmaid that it was this (and my next point) that people simply don't care about. Even in my punctuality I've developed a physical defect of having to walk fast everywhere...</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/28/WHY.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/28/WHY.jpg" width="184" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>No truer words...</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: left;">Where the fuck do I have to be in such a hurry that I choose to ruin the ankles and feet of friends with my swiftness?</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">People still have jobs, still are enrolled into classes, still make money, still have awesome times they're late, why should I not be? I want to say I am sorry to friends who have tried to keep up with me. I thought that for a while it was just a mental acquisition so people wouldn't think I was fat, slow and lazy, a trifecta for a future dead horse, but you know what, I know plenty of thin people who are slow and lazy. To anyone normal it just looks like I have to get to a bathroom quickly or I just don't know how to walk properly, something a friend pointed out to me recently. So I'll be re-learning how to walk, essentially, slow, taking my time, that's the main thing, take your time, get exercise and be on time and shit, but just let life wash over you...damn, I should have ended with that...oh well, have a dog instead...</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-cookies.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="304" src="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-dog-pictures-cookies.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Ah yes, the Universal love...dogs and cookies.</i></td></tr>
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</div><div align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><b>HELPING OTHER PEOPLE</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbVtH_qNVPrgpaxNkmFknvus9Kc5IzO51L6PAhGDTj4VP2IKMsDycpT-fDuACLUURCJ_CkQd96N_XEloMoDLTvsIlf0uUrEeiAqRhTZMQsKS6G1l2mNaAodOkEPDbvu3hgvYm2jbVgiiU/s1600/samartia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbVtH_qNVPrgpaxNkmFknvus9Kc5IzO51L6PAhGDTj4VP2IKMsDycpT-fDuACLUURCJ_CkQd96N_XEloMoDLTvsIlf0uUrEeiAqRhTZMQsKS6G1l2mNaAodOkEPDbvu3hgvYm2jbVgiiU/s1600/samartia.jpg" /></a></div><div align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">This one does seem like a bit more of a whine about the fact that there have been times where I've helped people and it hasn't gone the best way possible (i.e. being male and all) but even then it's more the fact that most pleas in the world that need help fall on deaf ears whilst we try and help those who don't need it.</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I grew up in a fairly religious household, nothing too major, but whilst I renounced my faith like the heretic I am, I still kept a sense of being good to my fellow man, which is something that if religion teaches us anything is that it's good to help people out and that Jesus tastes like sweet wine.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Thanks man, I heard you go great with veal.</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I've realised that people who need help will more than often ask for it, regardless of pride, if they really need it, they'll turn to the people who they know can help and that you really should just lay back, turn on your PS3 and just fucking chill out for a good time. I mean, even as I wrote that I know that those of you who are gonna be like, hey, maybe I shouldn't help out those people at work tomorrow with their technical problems when I clearly know what the problem is, because I just said not to worry, but in reality, you'll probably go in tomorrow (or the next day of work after you read this) and will probably be leaning in and being like, oh no, this is how you do it and making a bit of an ass of yourself.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>So like yours, but you know, no annoying lenses.</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">People like to figure out things for themselves, it sticks, it makes them feel like they've done something worthwhile and whilst the example above may have been specific enough for someone to kinda step back next time the cute brunette is complaining about how pop-ups keep coming up and how it keeps telling her that she has to pay for this or that to get rid of it, let her boyfriend do it, or let her pay someone to do so, you're not being paid or blown, forget about it and whilst there is a duty for being a friend and co-worker, let's see what happens next time you have a problem with your girlfriend and need a shoulder to cry on.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/emma-watson-looks-over-her-shoulder-700x535.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="244" src="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/emma-watson-looks-over-her-shoulder-700x535.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hey, Emma, you've got an empty shoulder!</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><b>THE OPINIONS (OF ANYONE)</b></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
I'm an incredible opinionated person and whilst the few of you will nod and some of you would have sarcastically gone No Really (P.S. You're not talking to anyone, this is a one-way street till you comment), I still wish to make clear that almost everything is subjective when looking at it in a perspective. I do not necessarily mean my own, but just as a generalisation. For a terribly easy example, people could easily say that Hitler and Twilight are the worst things in the world and whilst I would personally agree with both, I could probably still find or have the mindset to think that there will probably be Neo-nazi girls who like vampire novels.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.beardface.com/files/news_images/prussian-blue.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="226" src="http://www.beardface.com/files/news_images/prussian-blue.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>They're called Prussian Blue. Do not Google them.</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">But Harrison, you run a blog?! You know why I run this blog, is because it's fun, I like sharing cool stuff and I don't like clogging up people's Facebook pages with hundreds of links and stupid words and stuff that to them mightn't matter, I only have to give the link to my blog now and it's just an easier way to work until I possibly get a Twitter account or am picked up by some site, but with a large impossibility nor a reason that either will be helpful for me or an audience, I still think that whilst an opinion, with a thought out logic or understanding from a person can really turn someone around on a piece of art or even a person.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.suckerpunchtrailer.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sucker-Punch-Movie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="238" src="http://www.suckerpunchtrailer.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sucker-Punch-Movie.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Whoa, let's not get crazy now...</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I think I developed this problem in primary school more than high school as an attention seeking little brat (and future man-child), I've found that over time people will not care what you have to say unless it is a shared or mass opinion or that you're famous. Considering I'm nothing of the latter and I'm rarely the former, I have come to the realisation that being popular or famous or whatever would probably not help me as I would have to deal with a lot of comments that whilst now in University, I cannot really deal with and also socially, I would be an instant outcast with the click of a mouse, which I understand the irony of discuss of a lack of care of opinions and yet I care what people think of me. Did you see the phrase attention seeking brat above?</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kid-crying.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kid-crying.jpg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Why God? Why?! They stopped showing Digimon!</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Also, I've noticed that when it comes to maintaining this blog, is like maintaining your social life, you have to make a few words to make sure at least 10 people know you exist and that's all you need for people to believe that you're still alive...that didn't really have anything to do with this part but I didn't have a good segue into the next one.</div><div align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><b>ALL DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE BAD</b></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li20uvTOXO1qedfwyo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li20uvTOXO1qedfwyo1_500.jpg" width="185" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Wouldn't be a blog post without a misaligned topical pop culture gag...</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I know a lot of friends who drink and do drugs, we all do. It's a fact, I'm sure you personally know at least three or five people who do drugs and it's just a fact. People take pills, smoke a blunt, take a tab and it's a great way to wind down, some people are more simpler and just down a few beers and humiliate themselves in other ways, like trying to kiss a girl or pissing on the tire of a car...in public. The point is that in moderation I think none of these things are bad and that people can still function in normal life after having them. Whilst I'm not advocating the use of these drugs, I am saying that...well, to be honest, weed really isn't that bad, but in all seriousness, that despite the amount of cirriculum and time and money given to kids in high school who are not ready to mentally process the seriousness of drugs and alcohol and are probably using said substances all ready, is that if they're gonna try it, they probably will. Based on their personality, peer group and knowledge of the drugs, alcohol, etc., they will probably try it and whilst that may sound a bit fatalist, it's just more than likely.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.almightydad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/art-sd_fate.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="237" src="http://www.almightydad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/art-sd_fate.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Yeah, that's likely when you're walking through the Museum of Big Red Letters.</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Drugs can be bad and what they do to a lot of people is frightening and something I'd never want to experience or have to do, but they still had the free agency to choose to take those drugs and you have the same choice but also you have a little more pressure and that depending on the first time you try something, you'll probably have a positive or negative reaction, either personally or socially, which may or may not influence your future use. The point is that I'm not a scientist, nor an anthropologist and that this article (If you can call it that) is mainly just an outlet for me to not do an essay...speaking of which,</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.drxnote.com/images/drxnote.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><i><img border="0" height="198" src="http://www.drxnote.com/images/drxnote.png" width="200" /></i></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>See this chart? You will die...someday...probably...</i></td></tr>
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</div><div align="CENTER" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">WORKING HARD</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.rainsalestraining.com/default/assets/Image/asleep-at-desk.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://www.rainsalestraining.com/default/assets/Image/asleep-at-desk.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>No, people aren't laughing at your snoring, they're laughing at what you say in your sleep.</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Give up now. It's about who you know, not what you know. It's about where you're at and not where you want to be. The point is that you can work only so hard before you snap and simply break down and cry on your floor screaming the name of all of the producers who have turned you down. Everyone's experiences are different and you need to harness that and that's important, creatively and professionally, but being someone who views popular culture for a living, because he doesn't have a real job, I've found that Karma and Luck are the same thing and that most people don't have either and even then if they do get what they want and they become famous, even then they're usually lost in the shuffle of six billion people on this earth, in a galaxy, in a universe where we live our daily lives, stars explode, money changes hands and we still wake up at six every morning for no good reason whatsoever.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://paradelle.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/559clock.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="178" src="http://paradelle.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/559clock.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU!</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I read an <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_19043_6-classic-series-you-didnt-know-were-made-up-fly_p2.html">article</a> recently about the television show,<i> LOST, </i><span style="font-style: normal;">and how the writers, like that of the writers of 24, would rarely come up with a proper structure for a season and were making the show up as they were going alone. Not only did this hurt for a guy who has been told time and time again that his work lacks structure and that this is no way to handle a professional script/story/relationship/etc., only to have a show that ran for six seasons, making millions of money, winning Emmy's and be based around what is essentially Gilligan's Island crossed over with Twin Peaks (another show where people were pulling things out of their arse).</span></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">The point is to find as many people you know in the industry, send them emails, send them your work, because you're not Justin Bieber and you're not just gonna be 'discovered', you need to be on the radar of people who are looking for people. Nag and bug and do work hard, but towards getting yourself into the industry....if that's where you wanna be.</span></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">Are you a director?</span></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">Aronofsky is out of </span><i>Wolverine</i></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 0cm;">Are you a writer?</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><i>Wonder Woman </i><span style="font-style: normal;">needs a lot of tweaking</span></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">Are you a producer?</span></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">How about giving </span><i>Arrested Development </i><span style="font-style: normal;">some money.</span></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">Are you Michael Cera?</span></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">Can you give me a call?...</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO_w8Zg4DbYAmLW8vqZRxGtlU4CQCGeSNVG-1qRKPEvNeHmewOsddmRUq9QtILC21JBcdtSoa1lfx_zTsamhwqMb7TUm7oA2SuNbG6Bh6yLgbMDDda6wirLAmg62vaeTiFeenGRiIcR24/s1600/michael-cera.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><i><img border="0" height="255" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO_w8Zg4DbYAmLW8vqZRxGtlU4CQCGeSNVG-1qRKPEvNeHmewOsddmRUq9QtILC21JBcdtSoa1lfx_zTsamhwqMb7TUm7oA2SuNbG6Bh6yLgbMDDda6wirLAmg62vaeTiFeenGRiIcR24/s320/michael-cera.jpg" width="320" /></i></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Put down the fucking guitar, pick up the phone!</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">The above work is not needed for those who are making independent work and loving it, do what you love, that's the main thing, if you work for only yourself, you can only ever be unhappy at one person...God.</div></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-50042203983447972542011-03-26T09:30:00.001+11:002011-03-26T09:33:15.453+11:00VOTING: A YOUNG AUSTRALIAN EXPERIENCE<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: left;">It's almost nine 'o' clock when I started writing this, God knows when I'll finish it, and whilst you're dozing cuddly with your loved one, stuffed animal or stuffed loved one, I was out this morning voting. I don't think I'm better than you in anyway, I wake up early every morning, I'm unemployed, I'm up at six-thirty or seven every morning, I am nothing more than Phil Connors from <i>Groundhog Day</i><span style="font-style: normal;"> but without purpose, wit or a beautiful early 90's co-star.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/56658.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/56658.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Damn, Andy McDowell, what happened to you?!</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-align: left;">But like Phil Connors, my apprehension about human contact, specifically with people who I don't care too much about because I don't know them enough. Since I'm not Rebecca Black, I had bacon and eggs for breakfast and lounged around for a bit till about eight and then headed out. I arrived at the polling place, a school a short walk from my house, but fuck it, I needed to get petrol this morning. I parked almost a block away from the actual place because the tightly confined streets had been turned into a temporary car graveyard, which I had to manoeuvre around in my own brightly-coloured metal death trap.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.health-fitness.com.au/userimages/user1204_1149059674.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://www.health-fitness.com.au/userimages/user1204_1149059674.jpg" width="167" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">What is young Keanu Reeves doing to Jennifer Aniston?</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">I got out of my car, feeling the cold wind suddenly strike up and made me wish I was wearing a jacket and that I wasn't out here like a dope at eight in the morning whilst everyone is busy having a good morning and are happy or being pandered too all morning from Sunrise and Today and whatever else is on TV on Saturday mornings that I decided to never watch again after I was thirteen. The first thing I encounter on my quest to have my voice 'heard' (read?) are the same three or four people outside the gates who make you feel sorry for them. They probably have no real affiliation with the parties they're handing out their pamphlets for and if they are, you feel even more sorry. They're probably not even getting paid. </span> </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.fridaymash.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pauline-hanson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://www.fridaymash.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pauline-hanson.jpg" width="146" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Gettin' Paid, Gettin' laid</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">Meanwhile, inside. the people who are actually helping slowly crossing out your name, handing you pieces of paper, telling you where to go and helping the older people fold their vote and put into a nice white cardboard box, are getting paid. One of my friends (and probably only reader), is actually working there this morning and being paid pretty well, when all she really wants is a reference. If she had any real political preference (that I knew about) I'm sure she could con a job in with some other Labor, Green or Liberal affiliated work, like an abortion clinic, a Greenpeace boat or a slaughterhouse...because my idea of a political job is stuck all the way back in 1975.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://blog.gettyimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/816153592.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="250" src="http://blog.gettyimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/816153592.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>They're doing what now?</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">After taking a pamphlet on how to vote, because I always feel like I need a refresher course just in case they decided to change something, like sacrificing via seppuku, the third person line behind you or anyone who tries to push in. That's one thing I find amusing is that no matter what kind of queue or line, someone will push in. If it was a line for free blowjobs from a Herpes-infested Paris Hilton, people would be pushing and shoving, just to get it over and done with.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/paris_hilton.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/paris_hilton.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>So regular Paris Hilton?</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
<a name='more'></a>Looking forward and behind me in line, because I'm a nosy prick, I had noticed that I was probably the youngest person there. A lot of the people in front of me were fairly old guys, slightly balding or terribly thinning grey hair and women who push down on their knees to get up a single step or who's shrill voice, laughing or commenting on political contents would put Fred Nile on edge. Upon getting inside, I was nearly pushed aside by an overweight man who's wheezing was so loud that it could have it's own soap box fighting for asthmatics. A nice woman with short black hair, glasses and a green floral shirt asked me how I was this morning and smiled and then told me to go to number six. I'd felt special, like every person talked to formally in a line, I was someone now, I am number six.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://freemovieshow.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Watch-I-Am-Number-Four-Movie-Online.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://freemovieshow.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Watch-I-Am-Number-Four-Movie-Online.png" width="216" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Suck it Number Four!</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I made my way over to six and there was a guy already there and the number six fantasy had faded, I was just a number being pushed into another queue. I felt shattered until she called me forward. She asked me my last name and like always I have to spell it out and because I have a weird voice, I had to accentuate the first letter and the R in my name. She then asked me my Christian name, a term which usually takes me 2-3 seconds to react and then say, oh yeah, it's Harrison. She then got a ruler and crossed out my name, very thorough and clear. She then pulled out a very long piece of paper and ripped off a small piece of paper. Seeing the larger one I wanted to roll it into a scroll and the smaller one I felt like making a paper plane out of it. She then directed me to the polling boxes and told me that there was a free one ready and waiting.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gadgetlab/origins2004-mids-plane-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="220" src="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gadgetlab/origins2004-mids-plane-2.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Take my vote!</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I filled out my candidates and just filled in one's and then that was it. All this advertisement, all this build-up and pointless ads, both good or bad, I put down a single stroke, looking like an accidental scratch, like when you're holding a pen and trying not to do anything and you seem to make a random mark. I nearly rolled up my larger piece of voting paper and then I remembered I had to fold it and did so about ten times, half and half and half and so on. The smaller one, just a single fold and I waited...again...in a smaller queue. I had to fold the larger piece again and then put it into the boxes, which I wonder if they make new polling boxes every year or just pull out the old ones and then the rest of the year they're used as tables and building in school plays. As I was leaving an old man behind me said the amount of folding they had to do for the large sheets, they should just tell us to make some origami. Whether or not the guy was being racist I still chuckled and I would have high-fived him if I actually wanted to go back in there and wasn't afraid of shattering the poor guy's bones.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/march/the_incredible_art_of_origami/origami01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/march/the_incredible_art_of_origami/origami01.jpg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Japanese Voting. Yes, I am racist, why do you ask?</span></i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;">Leaving the school I though of how the US system is so secretive and so important and serious and how the Australian way, whether we're just laidback or have apathy towards our country's democracy, I had felt that compulsary voting or any voting has come down to just another process. There's no pazzaz for voting and I know that advertising budgets are limited, that this was just a state election, but I remembered several months ago when I had to vote, my first time, I was barely excited beforehand and then frustrated afterward, it was like being with a Christian girl that you've seen blown ugly guys.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.talkdelaware.com/attachments/f14/3842d1264886472-hosts-needed-teens-naughty-school-girl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.talkdelaware.com/attachments/f14/3842d1264886472-hosts-needed-teens-naughty-school-girl.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Okay, no, seriously what the fuck?</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">So as I sit at home waiting for the sky to clear up a bit more before I have a weekend of studying, writing and drinking ahead of me, I just hope people don't bother getting up today. I really want you to just sleep tight, grab some tea, go hire out your favourite Aussie movie or go call up a mate and get some meat and eat a lamington and vote by cracking open some alcohol and eating to your heart's content...but remember...you know, vote, maybe.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/qd/rby-man-sleeping-de.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/qd/rby-man-sleeping-de.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i>How I wish I was most of the time...</i></span></td></tr>
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DO YOU?!<br />
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TRACKLISTING:<br />
The Dozens - Fake Blood<br />
The Screech - The Screech<br />
Sex Education - Light Year<br />
Brazil - Deadmau5<br />
Umbrella (Vandalism remix) - Rhianna<br />
Killer Applikation (The Ashton Shuffle Remix) - Malente<br />
Flashdance - Deep Dish<br />
A Bit Patchy - Switch<br />
Laravers - Felix Da Housecat<br />
Get Activated - Gerling<br />
KNAS - Steve Angello<br />
Teenage Crime - Adrian Lux<br />
One More Time - Daft Punk<br />
Five Girls - Light Year<br />
Be Faithful - Fatman Scoop<br />
Everyday People - Arrested Development<br />
NYC Beat (MSTRKRFT) - Armand Van Helden<br />
One - Swedish House Mafia<br />
Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter<br />
Kick Push - Lupe Fiasco<br />
Born Free - MIA<br />
The Number Song - DJ Shadow<br />
Praise You - Fatboy Slim<br />
Grand Steppin' - Duck Sauce<br />
Straight Ahead - Tube & Burger<br />
Sacramento - Deep Dish<br />
I Like The Way You Move - Body Rockers<br />
It's Like That - Run DMC vs. Jason Nevins<br />
Marcellus - Light Year<br />
Hi Friend - Deadmau5<br />
Daft Punk is playing at my house (Soulwax Remix) - LCD Soundsystem<br />
Kansas City - Sam La More<br />
Day Off - Xinobi<br />
Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders<br />
Friday - Bob Dylan<br />
Say Hello - Deep Dish<br />
The Weekend - Michael Gray<br />
Everything's Gonna Be Alright<br />
Everything Before<br />
Another Game - Thomas Vexx<br />
Countdown (Designer Drug remix) Jupiter One<br />
Motor Booty - Light Year<br />
Download today's track <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/MarchOfTheTwentyFourths-DirtyDemo">here</a></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-70514890143745651252011-03-21T13:12:00.000+11:002011-03-21T13:12:22.634+11:00March of the Twenty Firsts - Dirty Dem-FRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAY<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">HOW FAST CAN DIRTY WALLFLOWER JUMP ON A BANDWAGON?<br />
THIS FAST!<br />
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TRACKLISTING:<br />
Friday - Bob Dylan<br />
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The Weekend - Michael Gray<br />
I'm So Crazy - Par-T-One<br />
Sunshine People (Uner Dubfected Remix) - David Penn & Rober Gaez<br />
Girls Can Be Cruel - Infusion<br />
In White Rooms - Booka Shade<br />
Cameras - Matt & Kim<br />
Pursuit of Happiness - Kid Cudi<br />
Genius of London - Fergie vs. Tom Tom Club<br />
A Bit Patchy - Switch<br />
KNAS - Steve Angello<br />
Standing on the Shore (Hey Today Remix) - Empire of the Sun<br />
Walk with Me (Axwell Remix) - Prok & Fitch<br />
Lady (Hear Me Tonight) - Modjo<br />
Music Sounds Better With You - Stardust<br />
Cruel Intentions - Simian Mobile Disco<br />
Lola's Theme - Shapshifters<br />
Point of View - DB Boulevarde<br />
Friday - Rebecca Black<br />
Stress - Justice<br />
Silver Screen Shower Scene - Felix Da Housecat<br />
If I Ever Feel Better - Phoenix<br />
You can download the track <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/MarchOfTheTwenty-firsts-DirtyDemoNowFeaturingRebecca">here</a></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-87107471790294084602011-03-20T12:04:00.000+11:002011-03-20T12:04:56.095+11:00Dirty Demos - March of the 20ths<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="640"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe20ths.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheTwentieths-DirtyDemo/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe20ths.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheTwentieths-DirtyDemo/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br />
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Records for the Righteous - Grafton Primary<br />
One More Time - Daft Punk<br />
Salmon Dance - The Chemical Brothers<br />
Flawless - The Ones<br />
Muscle Cars - Mylo<br />
Intro/Into the Limelight - Whitey<br />
Are You The One? (Van She Tech Remix) - The Presets<br />
Mitsuibichi - The Subs<br />
Sometimes Things Get Whatever - Deadmau5<br />
Get Shaky - The Ian Carey Project<br />
Charlie Sheen - Duck Sauce/Charlie Sheen<br />
Rock The Funky Beats - Public Domain<br />
Positif - Mr. Oizo<br />
Lyposuct - DIM & TAI<br />
Flat Beat - Mr. Oizo<br />
The Magic Number - De La Soul<br />
NY Lipps - Soulwax<br />
The Magic Fountain - Art vs. Science<br />
NYC Beat (MSTRKRFT) - Armand Van Helden<br />
Five Girls - Light Year<br />
Get Back - Ludacris<br />
Be Faithful - Fatman Scoop (Feat. Crooklyn Clan)<br />
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Currently going through all of my previous tracks and making a good mix for Autumn</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Remember you can download old tracks from <a href="http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22DIRTY+WALLFLOWER%22">here</a></span></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-5443023446523139792011-03-18T07:03:00.001+11:002011-03-18T07:03:09.126+11:00Who's that man? The Dude!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe frameborder="0" height="205" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/21073409" width="400"></iframe><br />
<a href="http://vimeo.com/21073409">JY CINEMASHUP - The Dude</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3544174">Jeff Yorkes</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-62989016985094761292011-03-17T18:06:00.000+11:002011-03-17T18:06:12.922+11:00Jesse Heiman: One of the most elusive and amazing actors ever<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object style="height: 390px; width: 640px;"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IdEBu7ODVk8?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IdEBu7ODVk8?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object><br />
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Original story: <a href="http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/feature/2011/03/16/jesse_heiman_ubiquitous_movie_extra/index.html?_r=true">http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/feature/2011/03/16/jesse_heiman_ubiquitous_movie_extra/index.html?_r=true</a></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-85114727008686662102011-03-16T06:31:00.000+11:002011-03-16T06:31:34.655+11:00Simon Pegg & Nick Frost's Star Wars<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1949406&fullscreen=1" width="640" height="360" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1949406&fullscreen=1"/><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1949406&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="640" height="360" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-47695457846208108092011-03-16T06:10:00.000+11:002011-03-16T06:10:25.313+11:00Oscar Nominee Wil E. Coyote in...127 Hours<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c74ULv2qKXs?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c74ULv2qKXs?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-58292895347534359172011-03-15T07:44:00.001+11:002011-03-24T22:09:02.662+11:00DIRTY DEMOS - March of the 14ths<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="640"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe14ths.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheFourteenths-DirtyDemo/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'MarchOfThe14ths.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/MarchOfTheFourteenths-DirtyDemo/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br />
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TRACK LISTING:<br />
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Shooting Star - Bag Raiders<br />
Discopolis - Lifelike & Kris Menace<br />
Technova - Towa Tei<br />
Feel The Love - Cut Copy<br />
Midas Touch - Starsky<br />
Our Own Way<br />
Do It Do It - Koen Groenvale & Addy Van Der Zwan<br />
Little Secrets (Dub Remix) - Passion Pit<br />
Shut Up & Let Me Go (LAZRtag Remix) - The Ting Tings<br />
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas<br />
KNAS - Steve Angello<br />
Lyposuct - Dim & Tai<br />
Motor Booty - Light Year<br />
Charlie Sheen - Duck Sauce<br />
Poke Her Face - Kid Cudi (Feat. Kanye West)<br />
Cabfare - Hieroglyphs<br />
The Magic Number - De La Soul<br />
NY Lipps - Soulwax<br />
Song 2 - Blur<br />
Grand Steppin - Duck Sauce<br />
Walking On A Dream - Empire of the Sun<br />
Alice - Pogo<br />
See Into Me - Okay, no seriously what is this song, I've had it for ages and it's so wrongly tagged and I have no idea what it's called.<br />
I Wish It Could Last - Sam La More<br />
Music Sounds Better With You - Stardust<br />
Blue Monday - New Order<br />
Singing in the Rain - Mint Royale<br />
Wordy Rappinghood - Chicks on Speed<br />
The Bike Song - Mark Ronson & The Business International<br />
Kick Push - Lupe Fiasco<br />
Chase The Sun - Planet Funk<br />
Four to the Floor - Star Sailor<br />
Far From Home - Tiga<br />
If I Ever Feel Better - Phoenix<br />
You Wanted A Hit (Soulwax Remix) LCD Soundsystem<br />
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Did you know March 14th is Steak & BJ day?<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.breakfastmeat.com/images/graphics/steakandbj.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.breakfastmeat.com/images/graphics/steakandbj.jpg" width="277" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Eat a dick and a steak, Valentine's Day.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Download the track <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/MarchOfTheFourteenths-DirtyDemo">here</a> and any other Dirty Wallflower tracks <a href="http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22DIRTY+WALLFLOWER%22">here</a></div><br />
</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-18388079280907830992011-03-15T06:48:00.000+11:002011-03-15T06:48:39.113+11:00Perspective...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/Ximhg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/Ximhg.jpg" /></a></div><br />
</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-29448132515185040622011-03-13T20:17:00.000+11:002011-03-13T20:17:58.895+11:00ANARCHAL APOCALYPSE BEGINS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">So other than sheer laziness, the reason I've not been working as hard as I have been on the blog is because of Uni but also I've been working on a graphic novel with some friends, which now has a tumblr for all of us to rejoice and enjoy and watch the story unfold.<br />
<a href="http://anarchal-apocalypse.tumblr.com/">Anarchal Apocalypse</a><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhv95yQQkq1qhkmfao1_r1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1300094139&Signature=MiMIjX%2B7slabwJ%2Fpt1O%2Fyg3kKlk%3D" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="452" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhv95yQQkq1qhkmfao1_r1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1300094139&Signature=MiMIjX%2B7slabwJ%2Fpt1O%2Fyg3kKlk%3D" width="640" /></a></div>Tell your friends...<br />
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</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-42248995033698087982011-03-12T08:26:00.000+11:002011-03-12T08:26:14.933+11:00Shakespeare goes Wrong with Danny Pudi! (Community's Ahbed)<div><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" id="player" height="342" width="608" ><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player.swf" /><param name="flashVars" value="sitename=Cracked.com&demand_show_replay=true&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&height=22&demand_related=1&KEY=DemandMediacracked&comscore_c3=7290858&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18264_when-shakespeare-goes-disastrously-wrong.xml&demand_preroll=false&CATEGORIES=Weird%20World&demand_iconurl=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/ui/images/16X16_CRACKED_Red_C.png&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&v=3.0.7&URL=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/videos/0/5/6/47056_608X342.flv&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&demand_rvdisplaymode=2&demand_rvthumb=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/image/0/6/0/47060.jpg%3Fv%3D1&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&demand_rvbg=&TITLE=When%20Shakespeare%20Goes%20Disastrously%20Wrong&demand_content_id=18264&demand_continuous_play=1&demand_bghex=0&demand_uihex=FFD000&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18264_when-shakespeare-goes-disastrously-wrong.html&ID=18264&KEYWORDS=&DESC=%3Cp%3EHelp%20BriTANick%20win%20an%20award%20on%20national%20TV%20by%20%3Ca%20target%3D%22c%22%20href%3D%22http%3A//www.thecomedyawards.com/categories/viewers-choice/best-viral-video%22%3Evoting%20for%20them%20here.%3C/p%3E&adPartner=Adap&demand_rvpip=0&ADAPTAG=BriTANicK&demand_site_id=CRCC&source=http%3A//i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/videos/0/5/6/47056_608X342.flv&video_title=When%20Shakespeare%20Goes%20Disastrously%20Wrong&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&demand_cat=Weird%20World&demand_autoplay=0&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&wa_vemb=1" /></object><br><a href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18264_when-shakespeare-goes-disastrously-wrong.html">When Shakespeare Goes Disastrously Wrong</a> -- powered by Cracked.com</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-5953691666559562202011-03-12T07:57:00.000+11:002011-03-12T07:57:35.048+11:00ALL NEW HEY ASH<a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/video/harvest-moon-hawp/711495">Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? Video Game, Harvest Moon 64 | Video Clip | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com</a>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-27327571451376788202011-03-10T19:32:00.001+11:002011-03-10T19:32:05.043+11:00No truer words...by Conan O'Brien.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><iframe frameborder="0" height="225" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/20534171" width="400"></iframe><br />
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I want this on my wall...next to my Scott Pilgrim poster.<br />
<a href="http://vimeo.com/20534171">Conan O'Brien Kinetic Typography</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/jacobgilbreath">Jacob Gilbreath</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.</div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-46653528506716564102011-03-10T06:43:00.000+11:002011-03-10T06:43:16.063+11:00THE FANTASTIC MR. STARFOX<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948884&fullscreen=1" height="360" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948884&fullscreen=1"/><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948884&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="640" height="360" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br />
<div style="padding: 5px 0; text-align: center; width: 640px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-9127076300958412862011-03-07T17:26:00.001+11:002011-03-07T17:26:15.519+11:00GIRL WALK - SUPPORT THIS CAUSE!<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/18446531" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/18446531">Girl Walk // All Day</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1136439">jacob krupnick</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-62182626026627406802011-03-05T23:35:00.001+11:002011-03-05T23:36:57.170+11:00Dirty Demos - 05-03-11 FEATURING CHARLIE SHEEN!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="640"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/><param value="high" name="quality"/><param value="true" name="cachebusting"/><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"/><param name="movie" value="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" /><param value="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'DirtyDemos-05-03-11.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/DirtyDemos-05-03-11FeaturingCharlieSheen/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}" name="flashvars"/><embed src="http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.1.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="26" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" cachebusting="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="high" flashvars="config={'key':'#$aa4baff94a9bdcafce8','playlist':[{'url':'DirtyDemos-05-03-11.mp3','autoPlay':false}],'clip':{'autoPlay':true,'baseUrl':'http://www.archive.org/download/DirtyDemos-05-03-11FeaturingCharlieSheen/'},'canvas':{'backgroundColor':'#000000','backgroundGradient':'none'},'plugins':{'audio':{'url':'http://www.archive.org/flow/flowplayer.audio-3.2.1-dev.swf'},'controls':{'playlist':false,'fullscreen':false,'height':26,'backgroundColor':'#000000','autoHide':{'fullscreenOnly':true},'scrubberHeightRatio':0.6,'timeFontSize':9,'mute':false,'top':0}},'contextMenu':[{},'-','Flowplayer v3.2.1']}"> </embed></object><br />
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TRACK LISTING:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Charlie Sheen - Duck Sauce vs. Charlie Sheen<br />
Lyposuct - Dim & T.I.A<br />
Another One Bites the Dust - Queen<br />
aNYway - Duck Sauce<br />
House of Jealous Lovers - The Rapture<br />
Standing in the way of Control (Soulwax Remix) - The Gossip<br />
A.D.D. S.U.V - Uffie Ft. Pharrel Williams<br />
D.A.N.C.E (Yuksek Remix) - Justice<br />
Paris - MSTRKRFT<br />
M-Seq - Mr. Oizo<br />
Flat Beat - Mr. Oizo<br />
Music Sounds Better with you - Stardust<br />
Magic Fountain (Kissy Sellout Remix) - Art vs. Science<br />
1981 - Deadmau5<br />
Someone Great - LCD Soudnsystem<br />
Kansas - Sam La More<br />
Lola's Theme - The Shapeshifters<br />
Another World - The Chemical Brothers<br />
Power - Kanye West<br />
Fame (Soulwax Edit) - Irene Carr<br />
Straight Ahead - Tube & Berger<br />
I Think I Like It - Fake Blood<br />
Pon De Floor - Major Lazer<br />
Pjanno - Eric Prydz<br />
Flawless - The Ones<br />
Nemurs (Wall of Guitar) - Dusty Kid<br />
Ante Up - M.O.P<br />
FIVE GIRLS - Light Year</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> Chestnut Park - Pelican City</span><br />
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</span></div>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461717023794390799.post-18654955897214462662011-03-03T07:17:00.001+11:002011-03-03T07:17:57.807+11:00The Bride will always be a woman to me...in Kill Billy<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19004792" width="400" height="155" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19004792">JYCINEMASHUP - Kill Billy</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3544174">Jeff Yorkes</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>Narcy Dilantehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03988618428564484942noreply@blogger.com0