Morning Roll Call 1/11

Last night was really weird, stayed up to actually watch Scary Movie and then flicked over to Juno, which is a film I'd probably love to death if it wasn't for the fanbase and reputation the film has. As I was trying to drift off to sleep I though of how there should be a pregnant horror movie, not like Teeth where the whole horror element is subliminally underplayed with the ole 'sex is bad' mythos, but the horrors of pregnancy turned into a film, now that'd probably drop the teen pregnancy rate...anyway, what'd we miss:
For those of you who've been sitting under an e-rock, TIME TRAVELLER'S ARE HERE:
http://www.news.com.au/technology/man-who-claims-to-have-found-chaplin-time-traveller-says-chuck-norris-not-responsible/story-e6frfro0-1225944633519

Morning Roll Call 31/10

Most nights I dream perfectly; just little dips into my subconscious which reveal very little to me. But when I don't dream I feel disappointed as if my imagination was burnt out for the day, either that or a combination of Canadian Club, Fanta and Minecraft just knocks me out. Now what'd you miss while I was sleeping, well:
http://signssigns.tumblr.com/post/1424034211/buddha-prefers-bing
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Speaking of Google, they celebrate with the most iconic characters in mystery for their homepage:

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