Mel Gibson is a euphamism for a vagina...

See, now 10 years ago, this would have been a neat premise for a skit on SNL from the two respective actors, but now Summit Entertainment (developers of Twilight, whodathunkit) have decided to let Mel Gibson play a really lame ventroliquist trying to woo Ms. Foster...why did she pick this film up?

She has two Academy Awards, Gibson also a winner at one stage, for some film or another, can't remember, had blue people, may have been Avatar. But to see these two play something this under their rage, derivative and just plain ridiculous.

The Beaver is rated PG-13 (which means it will be barely funny or dirty) and will be released next year (which means the suicide rate for next year is gonna be high)

Morning Roll Call 2/11

So after seeing The Social Network last night and deciding not to post a review right away, I have had a fairly goodnight sleep. If I did do the review, I probably would have been up all night watching Gerry, which is probably not even worth mentioning because of how little that film even registers on my film blips.
So what'd we miss this morning? Well not much apparently.

Starwhacking: Not a new form of masturbation

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8115701

Randy Quaid, the much more famous brother of Dennis Quaid, has come out recently saying that adding to the conspiracy of the 27 Club, Starwhacking, is what is happening to our greatest stars.