EPISODE #4 - THE ALTERNATE TWILIGHT COMMENTARY

Sorry it took so long and how everything got so muddled, so was our special guests this week:

Basically we had the cast of Twilight in today and after some parts of unusable dialogue and people leaving for whatever reason, we only had an hour of used footage. For people playing at home, the start of the commentary should be played just before the actual film logo of Twilight comes on screen (the part with the mountains).
So sit back and relax and you don't even need to watch the film (we suggest you don't) and listen to R-Pattz, K-Steww, Tay-Tay, Billy B, Anna K and Steph Meyer all talk about the 2008 classic, Twilight.
If you don't have the film, you can watch it on YouTube and just start it at a bit over 2 minutes, should sync.
To download this week's podcast, go here!

The Audrey Hepburn of our generation.

5 Annoying Things Couples Do & Their Single Counterparts

Being in a relationship isn't the be all and end all of one's life, but it is often the source for the be all and end all of friendships when it comes to being annoyed to the nth degree. I was recently in a relationship and no one's gonna name names (let's just call her Blamantha) or play the blame game (By Milton Bradley) but there were a few things I noticed Present and Post-Relationship that create a vortex of annoyances for friends and family of a couple.

Who ruined my fucking cake?

I found this after punching Janine Melnitz into Google...pretty good artist.

The site and artist itself has a few pics not exactly SFW.

Twilight sucks and why

I just found this site and it is awesome:http://reasoningwithvampires.tumblr.com/
Picking out every single inaccuracy and stupid line in almost every page of the over glorified statutory rape story.

And this site is pretty good:

My lass and me drank 3 four lokos watermelon! We woke up, feeling like shit and my member was all wet. She had a can up her vagina. We have no idea what happened last night. We are totally 'loko.

I regret linking you to that site...

"Twilight. It's Better" Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows review

I have only just recently, and by just recently I mean last night, caught up with the Harry Potter films. I stopped reading them when number 5 came out. I can't really remember why, I just remember my parents getting the book for me opening day and I sat down, read it and then I just didn't care as much as I did when the fifth one came out. But when the 7th rolled around I spoiled the crap out of that at High School the Monday after the book came out. Who dies when, how they die, important plot points, I had them all and I was ready to let fire to the slightly pale bastards who had crawled out for the morning just to say "Oh, I've read it twice" or "Oh I totally can't believe she did that" or "I read it in 4 hours", it was as if reading the book had turned into a big dick measuring contest, and now the film is out, I'm sure this morning on Facebook, many people were flounded with status updates at 2:30 or 3 in the morning with, ZOMG HP7P1 DA BEST ONE EVER, well I'm here to not spoil the film for you in any way or to tell you it's DA BEST ONE EVER, I'm here to say, it was pretty good.

Afternoon Dump 14/11

So I decided to go ahead with this because I needed to take a break from Translator, which I'm already a fuckton behind and if my calculations are correct I need to be at least 5000 words deep by tomorrow....fffffffffff
anyway, here's the news.

Morning Roll Call 3/11

I get eye strain, like fairly other normal people and this morning I decided instead of bursting from my grey bed covers that I'd read for a while and let the morning soak me into itself, rather than my eyes soaking into bursts of light from my laptop, and I gotta say, it felt good and writer-ly (coz that's a word)

Now to all my friends who are hastily finishing their projects for the year, you have come this far and this is exactly what you need right now:

MGMT - Congratulations found on Pop