Last night I got into an hour or so of The Saboteur and it is incredible, fun and I'll probably do a very belated review once I'm done with it. Because it's the weekend I will be posting less, mainly because I have a lot to get done today and tomorrow, but that doesn't mean there won't be a Morning Roll Call and a few links during the day, as well as an update on how my NanoWriMo is going and a few stats and thoughts of being a blogger for a week.
So what have we got today?
Well let's let the puppy tell us:
Awww, I think he's mad at me.
your risk for having blood clots, a larger waistline and high blood pressure...that's why I watch everything on my laptop...but then again you could be fat coz of your brain size ...http://nextround.net/2010/11/your-dad-is-awesome-text-message-edition http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/11/how-to-piss-off-your-co-worker/ http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105036-File-Sharing-Mom-Loses-Again http://www.next-gen.biz/news/british-library-spokesman-considers-videogame-archive FFXIV . I'm not a fan of the Final Fantasy series and the last one I clearly remember playing was X and I absolutely hate the fanbase for VII, so nope, not getting my money.http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Irish-talk-show-host-admits-sex-act-on-Aer-Lingus-flight-106675283.html a spy in a new drama.http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=34627 http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=34634 http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2010/11/robot_human_flesh_bacon.php According to recent reports, robots find us delicious. After much testing (oh yeah tons) , a robot has identified human flesh as bacon which means that when the robot apocalypse comes we will be served with pigs or with eggs.
In fuck yes news...I am jealous
In oh sweet merciful crap news, a man has beaten a 22-month girl for simply bed-wetting in Florida...Okay, let's just get this out of the way, whether he was a parent or not, it's wrong, in general, to beat a child, especially for something they don't know any better about and this guy will probably be going to jail sometime soon, unless the justice system is broken, clogged, etc.
But apparently it's totally fine the o
ther way around .
In more court news, apparently Texas law is
determined by Spock...
In FUCK YEAH INTERNET! news, a jerkoff magazine stole an article from an American column writer, who then suggested they thank them for publishing said article (even without permission). The magazine itself then was bombarded with messages and mean wall posts all over Facebook, just wait till someone tells Ebaumsworld.com...
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/indonesia/101104/indonesia-volcano-philip-morris
Apparently Phillip Morris, a large tobacco company, sponsors Volcano rescue...why?
I guess people smoking isn't the only thing they try to help...
In US Politics news...
fuck these people.. and people who say Obama would lead better if he was
angrier , because Presidents and politicians in general are always praised for their anger and how much rage-o-hol is in their system. Maybe they should be determined on their
crying skills. ..this guy would win...oh wait...
Oh and apparently the second elections are over,
erections are up . The most searched term post-election is porn or sex or... you know something of that nature.
Speaking of porn,
In more American news, a man who decided to rob a house, was then found to be watching pornography. The man has been identified as 6'10, brown hair and loves "big tits" and "asians".
In sweet hilarity news, this guy hid CD's in Starbucks...wait, that's really not that funny. He's probably not gonna make any profit from it, let alone have some people go to his gigs...damn, that's just sad.
And finally,
Touché internet...
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