Sunday, October 31, 2010

Morning Roll Call 31/10

Most nights I dream perfectly; just little dips into my subconscious which reveal very little to me. But when I don't dream I feel disappointed as if my imagination was burnt out for the day, either that or a combination of Canadian Club, Fanta and Minecraft just knocks me out. Now what'd you miss while I was sleeping, well:
http://signssigns.tumblr.com/post/1424034211/buddha-prefers-bing
Jesus hates you and loves Google. Remember Google: Don't Be Evil
Speaking of Google, they celebrate with the most iconic characters in mystery for their homepage:
In more Halloween news, GURU GURU IS ON THE LOOSE!


MINECRAFTAN NEWS
Minecraft creator Notch, admits to creating a brand new game with all the millions of money he has made from people's love of exploration, creation and monster hunting...oh and a brand new update was released.
The update is fucking insane...it's Hell
YOUR WRITER HAS FAINTED...
Sadly, the writer of the original Pokémon passed away last night. Takeshi Shudo, anime creator and writer of large portions of the original series and three movies. Shudo collapsed at a train station and was rushed to hospital but passed away, at age 61. He wrote a lot of the original story arcs from 1997 to 2001, he truly was the best, like no one ever was.
FACEBOOK COPS:
Detectives are now being trained in the art of internet trolling and being at least partially intelligent to find people online who kill other people. I think it is necessary in the world of emerging technology but I feel that if they just used something which is already illegal and absolutely ridiculous, then they might get ahead a lot quicker...by the way, I know everything everyone does forever now.
Mark the following dates in your calendar:
June 22, 2012 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Based on the novel of the same name, by the writer of Pride & Prejudice and Zombies, this horror-comedy has been greenlit with the director of the Nightwatch series.
The Tom Hanks dramedy LARRY CROWNE arrives on July 1, 2011 and will have to fight for eyeballs with TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON opening the same day.
February 10, 2012: SAFE HOUSE, a new film with Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds.
March 16, 2012: CONTRABAND, starring Mark Wahlberg and Kate Beckinsale...wondering if it'll be about drugs (like Traffic) or about some kind of terrorist thing (like Peacemaker)
June 1, 2012: The UNTITLED JUDD APATOW COMEDY...great details. Personally holding out for the Seth McFarlane/Mark Wahlberg R-rated production about a Teddy Bear who is the roommate of struggling writer.
August 3, 2012: The Damonless BOURNE LEGACY....good luck with that unless they turn it into a Bond-like Canon, where Bourne is like 007...just a codename, baby.
November 9, 2012:OUIJA, currently looking for a director and a plot and an interesting idea.
November 21, 2012: The samurai movie 47 RONIN, from Keanu Reeves and director Carl Erik Rinsch...no relation to the gritty Russell Crowe flick of 1998.
December 21, 2012: The fairy tale SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN, now courting A-listers like Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron, much like Tower Heist, due next year, I feel like this will get a whole bunch of big names on board and use them poorly or just have them drop out.
May 17, 2013: The first film based on Stephen King's THE DARK TOWER, from director Ron Howard...who should be helping to make the Arrested Development movie...I have a bad feeling it may bomb, but who gives a shit, that's like 3 years away, this blog probably won't be here in 3 years.
Oh and most of all to my few American readers, Happy Halloween, Happy Rally to Restore Sanity/Fear. Enjoy one of the best music videos of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KE9WkldB9w&ob=av3n (original, unable to embed...)
Awww yeah, coz this is.....



More frightening music videos here: http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/2010/10/fourteen_legiti.php

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