Afternoon Dump 5/11

I started playing The Saboteur this morning and have been enjoying the hell out of it and procrastinating, like a mo'fo'. The game is fantastic, the visuals, the gameplay and the characters are incredibly engaging. I know the game came out earlier this year but my lack of playing it was mainly because it takes me a long time to process that nudity in any game is not worth it when I have access to the internet, especially when the girl's, of course, don't exist and looks like this:

So what have we missed so far today?
And Mary Kate news, a new episode of Very Mary Kate has been released and it's probably the best one so far.
In extra video game nudity news, apparently Heavy Rain is for girls. Cliff Blizinski, a name so ridiculous I didn't even bother to Google the proper spelling, has come out and said that Heavy Rain would have sold more than it's 1.5 million copies if a sample was given away in Women's magazines. For those of you who haven't played Heavy Rain, the game is essentially an interactive movie experiment, which works well, some of the time. I ultimately enjoyed the game despite it's flaws and is actually only one of the games I've bothered to finish this year. The game's graphic content including Saw-style
For those of you with friends, a Wii and love Kirby like I do, Kirby's Epic Yarn is two-player.
http://www.dorkly.com/video/5661/two-best-friends-play-kirbys-epic-yarn

In more gaming news, Polyphony is already making Gran Turismo 6...yep, you might wanna, you know work on the bugs and releasing the game before it first, if you, you know, just maybe, wanna have people continue to purchase and play your games.
Speaking of purchasing games, guess who mad a fuckton of money?
Kinect is apparently racist and mediocre.
Who knew?
In -the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you movie news, Mel Gibson's new movie, The Beaver, is apparently about a ventriloquist. His puppet looks like it's based around that weird tampon ad I sometimes see on late night's trying to battle insomnia.

http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/motion-captured/posts/mgm-wants-james-bond-back-in-theaters-in-2012?_r=true
Despite being in complete financial ruin, MGM have apparently slated the next Bond film for a 2012 release, alot of 'probably-not' films and features are really being pushed with this whole end of the world theory. I unfortunately believe in the Doctor Who mythos and think we're gonna be around for a while or at least until the National Trust gives up on us.
Meanwhile, really bad romantic comedies, should go the way of the dinosaur, but this one will easily be forgotten and probably be tossed into either February or late June,here's Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler in: Go With It.

In, why news...there's a third Big Momma's House movie, called Big Momma's House 3: Like Father, Like Son, no I'm not kidding, here's  the trailer:


Seriously it makes White Chicks look like it deserved an Academy Award.
In US TV news, Conan was on Lopez

http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/11/04/conan-obrien-surprise-appearance-lopez-tonight/

I'm with Team Coco and Conan was on George Lopez's show in preperation for his and apparently Conan's viewers are athiests and Jay Leno's viewers are assholes, I mean, Wealthy Republicans.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/11/attempted_abduction_of_11-year.php
In what the hell is wrong with you news, a girl said she was kidnapped and then thought she could get away with it by you know, simply lying about it, totally fine....totally news worthy.
In further wtf news, a 49-year-old man, named 'Uncle Joe' paid a few thousand dollars to a bunch of 12-year-old's to fulfill his sexual wishlist. Really? Didn't think that one would come back to bite you in the ass.
In good kid related news, Michael Douglas' daughter makes him smoothies when he's sick
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
In US politics news, here's is an explanation about what happened and the fact that I don't have time to understand it, like it or read it other than the fact that Facebook has a knack for picking winners...sometimes...mainly based on their fanpages.
In science news, apparently science saved this guys soul...
In more hot, really unnecessary Playboy, news, They did a Back to the Future feature...
Why?
I have no idea.

For all you dumb people out there, stop swallowing things which are not for food or consuming purposes. It's fucking expensive, you clog up the system and your stories are no long hilarious...okay maybe just a bit.
In pretty sweet news, these guys have turned coffee waste into making mulch for growing mushrooms, fucking genius and now they have their own little start-up company.
In really cool news, Google's 20th employee, which gives them a The Prisoner type feel, has come out and said Google has made 3 huge mistakes and not in a funny AD kinda way.

It's name is Rover and it's coming for you number twenty...

In 'Don't TAZE ME BRO' news, this bro got tazed!

Also for you American's who are were are am going to vote for Prop 19...don't forget.
Also apparently runaway military spending and having proper responsibility over your financial decisions don't go hand in hand...who knew
And finally, this girl cannot sing:

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The funniest bit is it's online and her reaction is gonna be even more priceless when she realises it.
Have a great day everyone.