|Like getting your period...in 3 books/37 Chapters|
|They love sleeping from tips to toes...it's the most exciting thing they do.|
- For an AVERAGE FEMALE viewer: Alright, so they do it and she loves it and that's awesome, look at all the feathers, they probably really have a great time, that's so sweet. I might see this one.
- For a MALE MOVIE BUFF: I didn't really see the first one, but this one has sex, so clearly. Look at that clenched hand and all those pillows. They must do it hard. I might see this one.
- For a FAN: OMG THEY FINALLY DO IT. IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST. IT'S GONNA BE LIKE LOSING MY VIRGINITY.
- For ME: ....Fuck....Off.
|Dear Kristen Stewart: What is right with your face?....|