Yeah not too bad, how you doing kitty?
In SPARTAAAAA! News, Gerard Butler is starring in Afterburn, a war graphic novel adaptation.
Over a million Kinect's have been sold in the US in just the matter of 10 days. The US has a huge leap over the remaining markets and will not be so popular with Japan and people are still hackin' the bitch.
In other news, cops are dumb....because police do not understand what baked also means...
Girls definitely need to have more than sex appeal, just like real women...
A recent scientific study has found that the more common traits in humans such as resisting authority and wanting privacy are signs of mental illness.
Just a few days after a Pentaflop breakthrough, China has overtaken the US in SUPERCOMPUTER POWER!
A Hulk TV Series is being created for ABC in the US.
Nintendo is confused why Other M turned out to be a huge fiasco...two words, poor fanbase.
Apparently weed makes you violent....
Teen Wolf is being remade...fucking fine, yeah gotta cash in on Wolf and Vamp stuff...
New posters are out on Joblo's poster place, here's a sweet one for the new Statham movie, The Mechanic.
Tina Fey has won the Mark Twain prize for American Humour, she thanks Sarah Palin...oh and her parents.
And this is how we clean the fan,