So what have we got today?
Well let's let the puppy tell us:
Starting off today with people who are smarter than me video and only critic I trust other than Roger Ebert:
In more Apple news...fuck...Google Instant is coming to an iPhone near you. Despite the clear Smart phone rivalry, it's good that Apple sets it aside for technological advancement....or are they?
Well maybe not so much when they might sue The Childrens Television Workshop....
In holy shit medical news, a 10 year old in Spain has given birth...who knocked her up? Who delivered the baby and what do her parents think, apparently irrelevant. GO SPAIN!
Apparently there are toxins in footpads, I don't know what footpads are and why you would use them but apparently they're bad.
In awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwshit news, this hampster hates you,
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In awesome news, I wish my Dad texted like this instead of just...k
In this joke is old news, See: The Office
The most famous mother in all of file-sharing history has still lost her court case for downloading only 14 songs and the RIAA really needs to fuck off from making 1.5 million dollars from this one person just to make her an example and to show 'they're not scared'. YOU'RE THE FUCKING RIAA YOU OWN MUSIC, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
In sweet vidya news, British Library is considering a video games archive which would be great considering the history of brit-games that have taken over the world in the past few years. Lemmings, Little Big Planet, Grand Theft Auto, all non-US video games.
In more gaming news, Squ-Enix is hoping to get more fans back with FFXIV. I'm not a fan of the Final Fantasy series and the last one I clearly remember playing was X and I absolutely hate the fanbase for VII, so nope, not getting my money.
In Irish talk show news, one of it's hosts masturbated on a flight...yep...that happened...
In movie news, Aaron Eckhard, everyone's favourite two-faced actor, is playing a spy in a new drama.
Peter Weir, one of the only Australian directors I actually respect, has a new movie coming out soon called, The Way Back. Speaking of respectable Australian directors, I watched Animal Kingdom last night and it was absolutely fantastic, although the plot and some scenes were a bit derivative, the mood, the acting and the dialogue were all fantastic.
Also Zac Efron may be playing AKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
In fuck yes news...I am jealous
But apparently it's totally fine the other way around.
In more court news, apparently Texas law is determined by Spock...
|Was she wearing skinny jeans?|
Apparently Phillip Morris, a large tobacco company, sponsors Volcano rescue...why?
I guess people smoking isn't the only thing they try to help...
Oh and apparently the second elections are over, erections are up. The most searched term post-election is porn or sex or... you know something of that nature.
Speaking of porn,