Translator - Part 1

It's been a tough first week, but I have loved every second of actually getting it done.
This is a small portion of what I've been working on. It's unedited, so if you notice any errors, problems, factual fuck-ups, please do tell me, especially American readers.
Also hello my first Canadian viewers, I love your country to bits.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F6P1wijC7Qd7S9Xhu1-7C-muYC3zXiN3FUkKW-roU0s/edit?hl=en&authkey=CMODhfoK
Enjoy, Translator, Chapters 1 to 3

I've made some alterations to the 'cover'